Lose the hungry look

I fix Thais' busted English. That's my job, but just occasionally I would like to do something more creative on the visual side.

Take this model, for example. The chain around his neck is awful; how could the people responsible for this shoot not see it?

Not the make-up artist, not the hair-dresser, not the lighting guy, not the photographer, not even the young man's agent, assuming he has one. No one spotted just how ugly it looks.

He could be modeling the neckchain for a jewellery or accessories brand which makes them, but I doubt it.

It's there because some idiot thought it would enhance the picture. But it doesn't.

It gets in the way, and anyone with a half-decent eye would have removed it as soon as he saw it. He has a sensitive face, slim bod...what more could you want.

Well, a more creative pose, for a start. Lad pulls up singlet...how hackneyed and old. What, is he hungry?

Now, if they would just let me loose in their studio...